Radios in Motion

There's a message up in China
That they getting in Japan
Bouncing off an ocean liner
Make 'em shake 'em in Siam
All the kids are complaining
That there's nowhere to go
All the kids are complaining
That the songs are too slow
All I'm saying is you're deaf
To the fact that there's
Radios in motion
Atmosphere to ocean
Radios in motion
Gets you out of your red white and blues
When we move then so do you'se
There's a message in Milwaukee
That they're getting in Moscow
Everybody walkie talkie
Everybody learning how
All the kids are complaining…

 

X Wires

It's the airwaves of the world
Not the hairwaves on your head
Oh but anything can be
On land and in the sea
When you've got
Crosswires
When you've got Crosswires
Everything is Buzz Buzz
Everything is Beep Beep
Strange things happen everyday
It's confusious the Chinese say
Brings a nation to its feet
It's them people that you meet
When you've got…

 

This is Pop?

In a milk bar and feeling lost
Drinking sodas as cold as frost
Someone leans in my direction
Quizzing on my juke-box selection
What do you call that noise
That you put on?

This is pop
(Yeah Yeah)

This is!

On a walkway and moving fast
All I get is transistor blast
Someone leans in my direction
Quizzing on my station selection
What do you call that noise
That you put on?

This is pop
(Yeah Yeah)

This is!

We come the wrong way
We come the long way
We play the songs much too loud

This is pop
Yeah yeah

 

Do What You Do

Do what you do what you do - to me
The stars are out and so am I
The stars I see ain't in the sky
I'm heading for the twilight zone
Please don't take me home

 

Statue of Liberty

The first time I saw you standing in the water
You must have been all of a thousand feet tall
Nearly naked unashamed like Herod's daughter
Your love was so big
It made New York look small

You've been the subject of so many dreams
Since I climbed your torso
Oh…
My statue of Liberty
Woo Woo
Impaled on your hair
What do you
Do Do Do to me
Woo Woo

I leaned right over to kiss your stony book
A little jealous of the ships with whom you flirt
A billion lovers with their cameras snap to look
and in my fantasy I sail beneath your skirt

 

All Along the Watchtower
(Lyrics by Bob Dylan…music, definitely not by Bob Dylan)

 

Atom Age

I'm heading into the atom age
My contemporary house is all the rage
My wife's getting lazy going gadget crazy
Wants a pallette shaped coffee table and a matching settee
I'm heading into the atom age
My kids have gone obscene want to marry at fourteen
Want a pallette shaped coffee table and a matching settee

I'm heading into the atom age
I flick on the video to soothe me
It's better color than the real thing!
I relax to a three D porno movie
Hey does anyone remember what ever happened to string?
I'm heading into the atom age

 

Set Myself on Fire

Ha Ha Ha
Ho Ho Ho
Now you see it
Now you don't
Has no bones
To hurt your throat
Good and sweet
Nice to eat
If you like it
Just repeat

I'll set myself on fire
I'll set myself on fire
I'll set myself on fire
Oh strike my hand
On a stone Joan
God knows this is yuk
Do it all in unison
Ha Ha Ha
Ho Ho Ho

We have the pool
Ah No that's cruel
Why do you take me for
A fool?
Try the rails
It's just not me
No No No
No - Siree

 

I'm Bugged

I'm bugged you all look like insects
In your brand new sunspecs
I'm bugged I'm bugged
I drop a little note through my sympathetics door
I think I'm going ga ga I just can't take anymore
At first I see 'em swarming from a dark and midnight nest
And when I see 'em fiddling well I think you've guessed the rest!

I'm bugged you all look like insects
In your brand new sunspecs
I'm bugged I'm bugged
I wake up in a cold sweat and I run into the street
And just like in my nightmare they are jiggling at my feet
I take a dead man's lighter and I burn them to the floor
But where there was a dozen there are now a hundred more
I'm bugged

 

New Town Animal

I think my watch has bust and so is time
I borrowed all my love so nothing's mine
There's nothing decent on the TV page
Like a new town animal in a furnished cage
It's gone eleven and the bar is shut
I'm sitting waiting like a real good mutt
I watch TV with an actor's rage
Like a new town animal in a furnished cage

 

Spinning Top

I'm like a spinning top
Going round and around
Well I don't know what's up
And I sure don't know what's down
Now watch me - I'm like a spinning top
Can't tell day from night
Well I don't know what's wrong
And I sure don't know what's right
Now watch me

It started when I heard your song of love
Pouring down like honey from above
I started to spin
I started to move
Just like a needle
That's sticking in the same old groove

I'm like a spinning top

I like it so much I'm never going to stop

 

Neon Shuffle

Hey - what you going to do now
You're standing there and wondering how
You've got to make some noise
Just like one of the girls
Or even one of the boys

When you do it
It ain't no disgrace
I can see it written all across your face
Neon Shuffle and shuffle into Outer Space
I said - Neon Shuffle is a dance for the human race
I said - Neon Shuffle is gonna pull you outta your place

You - you put your hands together
Better make up a storm
Or some electricky weather
Now that the power's stop
Can you click your heels
Can you finger pop

Neon Shuffle

Neon Shuffle it's going to do it to me
Neon Shuffle it's going to do it to you
Neon Shuffle it's going to do it with red
Neon Shuffle it's going to do it with blue
Neon Shuffle it's going to run you right through
Neon Shuffle with a stick of bamboo